The internet sucks.

You know what else?

The internet does not have nilla wafers in the 9th floor kitchen. The 9th floor kitchen, on the other hand, does. HOW YOU LIKE THAT, INTERNET?

Yo, internet!

This shit has been up for like an hour now. Where are all of the easy women that I was promised? What gives?!

Reblog this if you hate looking for interesting new content in the Upcoming Popular Stuff section of the Tumblr directory and seeing posts like "Reblog this if you’ve ever fallen in love"

langer:

No, don’t.

OMG I SOOOO AGREEEEE!

Fuck. I'm already bored.

Stupid internet.

HAHA I WIN!

14:12 <@jesse> MY TUMBLARITY IS UP TO 8!

14:12 < sjsivak_> already passed me :-(

14:12 <@jesse> lol sux 2bu noob

A one sentence treatise on why I hate you:

You are on the internet and reading this. Seriously, go fuck yourself, blog-reader.

Edit: Fuck me. You just made me use the word “blog”. Dick.

I don't know how this shit works.

~/public_html/index.html made way more sense. Fuckers.